Gay her day back at her. 
1. Strike a hard gay pose at her and talk in a gu niang way.
2. Thunderbolt her. Did ur better half transfer some powers to u
?
3. Try to order mushroom swiss from her. Or a 2 piece meal. Ask for
crispy.
4. Start acting quarter of ur age. Go all whiny and such and sobs
loudly to any one who listen... "auntie bully me...."
5. "Excuse me. I want to talk to the manager. Right now"
